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March 15th, 2008


09:56 am - *013 {the good old q&a}
IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S MOTHERFUCKING OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER.

FUCK YEAH.

To start making more sense, SUSPENSION'S OVER, BITCHES, AND YOU BETTER ALL KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKIN' MEANS ♥.

To answer questions before I hear them anymore (because I'm already irritated with hearing them) yeah I punched Pein at the Winter Fashion Show Afterparty, yeah that's what got me suspended for a few weeks, and no I didn't fucking break anything. If I'd fucking broken anything, I wouldn't be coming back.

And blah blah blah don't follow my example, act cordial and professionally above all things blah blah blah spewing shit blah blah.

Fucking Akatsuki.

God I fuckin' missed my desk. (Missed everything, Jesus Christ.)
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic

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March 10th, 2008


11:02 am - *012 {are you still whining?}
I don't know if this really counts as an adventure or not.

But maybe I should be obligated to regret it more than I do.

(Unless you don't. In which case, I don't feel bad at all.)

I think I might have a plan.

But it's only thought right now.

And thought is a lot more tenuous than you're thinking.

 

February 3rd, 2008


07:29 pm - *011 {so two jews walk in a bar}
Okay, so I had this nice little anecdote all picked out and slung over my shoulder to help elbow my way into this thing, since a lot of you thankfully? aren't even gunna know where I'm coming from this, but I don't really feel like writing it down because it sounds really, really tedious when I think about it and I really hate writing right now. To sum things up, starting with a guy smacking my ass in Boston (word is, he's still hospitalized ♥) and ending with the Truth Meme over at efflore's journal, I am just really really tired of people somehow confusing this fact. I've kind of just let it slide all over the place for the past few years because it really cracks me up when people in public look at me like I'm a math problem, but I've just really got to set this record straight because now things are just getting offensive. FYI:

I AM NOT GAY, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

I'm happily bisexual. Get it right 'ttebayo. Having to straighten people out over and over is just irritating.

Oh, and in other news, I'm framing the card Sasuke sent and giving it to myself as an early "You're Incredibly Awesome!" present. I'm going to keep it as a pet just so that when people ask me if the reason I don't have a dog is because I have allergies. I think "oh, no, I just loathe them" is kind of an answer for anything not pertaining to snakes. I think I'll name it Percy, and I'll talk to it when I have guests just to totally freak them out.
Current Music: Psychobilly Freakout x The Reverend Heat

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January 30th, 2008


07:41 pm - *010 {you're one of us!}
...if my sources are correct, Gaara's plane just landed in Narita.

PLEASE BE RIGHT SOURCES, OH GODDAMN YOU GAARA. GAARA, AS SOON AS YOU FUCKIN' GET THIS, YOU GET BACK TO ME, MAN. I MEAN PRONTO. NO LIE. I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, MY GOD, IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO FUCKING LONG HOW WAS PARIS YOU LITTLE DOUCHE. Sources, if you are wrong, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Everyone (you know who you fuckin' are), if you aren't working on this for me, you start working on it IMMEDIATELY. I want every line of communication to him humanly possible OPEN and I want it open RIGHT NOW.

GET THE FUCK ON IT, DATTEBAYO.

Hinata, tell me you've got something.

GAARA, HIT ME UP YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag x Marilyn Manson

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January 26th, 2008


03:01 pm - **009 {how lame is that}
This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
6.8
Mind:
6.3
Body:
8.2
Spirit:
6.4
Friends/Family:
3.3
Love:
5.4
Finance:
7.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz


Not even to a seven? Dude, how lame is that? (Although, admittedly, I could probably buy myself happiness, according to this little fucker. And, you know, my incredible aesthetic should lend a hand to my inherent quality of life. Hey, maybe I just buy myself a floor length mirror. I'm sure that'd solve a few things dattebayo.)
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: New Look x Amuro Namie
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January 24th, 2008


05:43 pm - **008 {fuck winter}
Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 100%
2. Adventurousness - 91.7%
3. Appearance - 87.5%
4. Independence - 85.7%
5. Varied Interests - 85.7%
1. Vanity - 91.7%
2. Arrogance - 87.5%
3. Negative Reputation - 77.8%
4. Temper - 50%


Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.
Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.
Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities.
Independence - Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.
Varied Interests - You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset. Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of guys.

Dating Weaknesses Explained
Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.
Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.
Negative Reputation - Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.
Temper - You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating.

Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz


Yeah. I know. I think I'm pretty godfucking amazing too. Thankyou very much, oh humble little Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz. I left the money on the pillow. Don't get clamidia, you hear~? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I've spent a lot of the week finalizing the list of designers and models we've booked (which, sadly has kept me from doing any truly evil scheming. It's a shame, too, the atmosphere being the way it is. If I had time? Now would be when I struck. But I don't have anything up my sleeves yet. They're too full of godfucking paperwork. FUCK YOU PAPERWORK). I think we've really narrowed it down, gotten right down to everybody we really, really want, which pleases me pretty greatly. I need to, uh, organize it somewhere, so you guys are now subject to me listing shit out.

GUEST LIST
KF WINTER FASHION SHOW
YOYOGI PARK, TOKYO, JAPAN
FEBRUARY 14, 2008
1900-2345 HRS


DESIGNERS
Jay McCarroll
Santino Rice
Hayden Bennett
Andre Kim
Jain Song
Hanae Mori
Uchiha Itachi


CELEBRITY GUESTS
Niecy Nash
Zoe Weizenbaum
Shin Dong-wook
Song Ji Hyo
Fujiwara Tatsuya


MUSICAL GUESTS
Angela Aki
Sara Bareilles
and Alice Nine


Yeah. I've been on the phone with over three fourths of the people on that list all week long, which would usually be fine, but reading that much English, Korean, and bad Japanese I'm looking at you Nao all the time can really give you a massive headache. I'd forgotten how spastic Americans are, seriously. (If I'm listening, I can just tune out half of it, but it's cheaper to text and e-mail so that's what I've been doing, and God I have got the mother of all headaches, you have no idea.) On the plus side, that lineup should guarantee a really nice turnout, and then I'll have done my job and I can sleep or something.

...wow, I have been spending way too much time with Shikamaru. Note to self: begin ignoring Shika again. He's affecting your work habits, and its easier to pretend he doesn't exist right now than to actually interact with him. ...and besides, Temari's pissed at him and we don't really want to get involved with that. Love, Naruto.
Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: Freedom Fighters x Miyavi

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January 19th, 2008


02:21 pm - **007 {that two might be able to play /that/ game, sweet lover.}
Poll #1124075 Fuck your guts 'ttebayo~~~

If you could violently sodomize and/or kill any one of the following, who would it be?

Sai
1(16.7%)
Sasuke
5(83.3%)
Sai
0(0.0%)
Sai
0(0.0%)
Sai
0(0.0%)

Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: Spitfire x Prodigy

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January 15th, 2008


09:19 pm - **006 {i'll kick your ass for that~}
Just to sum things up:

Hina-chan. You're ridiculously cute. Stay forever as you are. Your boss adores you. Why? Because you're ridiculously cute. Repeat that to yourself a few times over just to let it sink in. Oh, and keep that dress. It's really nice on you. No lie. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Hanabi-kun. You're super cool stuff.

Temari-chan. You're okay, aren't you? (You looked fantastic.)

Sakura-chan. You scare the living shit out of me, most of the time. No lie. But you're pretty fuckin' cool otherwise. Don't kill me? You talk to that photographer about those shots yet? They're due later this month, you know.

Deidara. Ohhhh, you faggot. ♥

Itachi-san. ...god, you. ♥ Stop being so fun to irritate. Seriously. I think you're setting yourself up to actually get shot up, just because if it happened the nation would be in hysterics.

Shisui-san. ...♥

Sasuke. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH YOU SULKY BASTARD. ♥

That is all.

[OOC; U-um, I thought it might be okay to just pretend the premiere happened, since it was scheduled to happen on the 10th? If that isn't alright p-please let me know. D:]
Current Music: Thank You (Falletin Me Be Mice Elf Again) x Antonio Banderas & Eddie Murphy

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January 10th, 2008


07:26 am - **005 {you are the one who is going to lose!}


God, I fuckin' love that show. Everything is reminding me of tentacle rape right now. It's kind of weird. I don't even know why. I've just been kind of fucking around for the past few days hours, since most of my paperworks is done. HA HA HA HA HA. THAT'S RIGHT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER. The Wii's a lot more fun than I initially gave it credit for, and (for the record) the interns are a lot more impressionable. God, how intense they get on Wii Sports totally kicks my ass. That's how godfuckin' hilarious it is.

Oh, hey, Sasuke, heard you got a new secretary and while I really doubt she's anywhere near as hot as mine, I'd like to meet 'er. She sounds cute. You gunna bring her out to the premiere tonight? Or are you going with Hina-chan and I as planned? Pick and choose yuh little fag. ♥

Hina-chan, you picked out your dress yet?

(I'm super fuckin' excited. PARTY TIME, HELL YEAH.)
Current Mood: energeticenergetic
Current Music: Meeting Paris Hilton x Cansei De Ser Sexy

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January 1st, 2008


10:23 pm - **004 {pause for the applause}
You know? How amazingly awesome I am astounds even me sometimes.
Current Mood: amusedso fucking amused
Current Music: Because I'm Awesome x The Dollyrots

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